Memorable lines
00.05: “We used to get ice cream.” 00.03: “Grow up.”
00.05: “I am a gazelle and the jungle is my home!”
00.04: “Well it wasn’t ‘chocolate-chimp’ that saved the city…”
Reviews
Caleb from Every Day Is Like Wednesday says: “Dallas #1 is every bit as fun, funny, fast-paced and furiously imaginative as Apocalypse Suite #1 was.”
Evil Dead Junkie from Things That Don’t Suck gives it an “A” and says: “This book is seven different flavors of bad ass.”
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I love this new capter on the story. Good job guys!!!
It’s fabulous, I can’t stop re-reading it!
Apocalypse Suite was amazing. i can’t wait to read dallas academy!<3
Dallas was amazing! i loved every page of it
I just bought the paperback Dallas collection the day before yesterday–every bit as phenomenal as Apocalypse Suite, and I’m gonna say it–it was flat-out hysterical. I am not an easily amused person, but the combination of the always-hilarious Seance, the cranky-but-lovable Kraken, the shamelessly-devious #5, and essentially every single element, new or recurring–add to all this the dynamic duo of Hazel and Cha-Cha, and the concept of God as a cowboy, and you get probably the most bizarre, most entertaining, most amusing thing you have ever laid your eyes upon.
I love every single page with a passion, and cannot wait for more.